Getting Along
"So... them homersexials gonna get married now, er what?""Huh? What are you talking about?"
"You know the ones. They was jes talk’in ‘bout ‘em on the radio. Them ones in Massachusetts."
"I don’t know Reid, what if they do get married? Is that going to hurt you in any way? Will it even have the slightest impact on your life? Can’t you just drive me to work, we’ve been all through this before."
"Ah know, ah know. But it’s the sanctity a marriage what’s at stake here. Course it ain’t gonna hurt me in perticuler. Hey, ya know what this all reminds me of?"
"No... what? I’m dying to know."
"What the preseedent said ‘bout ‘once, shame on me. Twice, shame on me’. Er was it ‘twice shame on me, one time... shame on you twice?’ Oh, ah don’t know now, but anyway, you kin see mah point can’tcha?"
"I have no idea what you’re talking about. Could you please just stop crawling along in traffic, I’m gonna be late."
"It’s God hiself ah’m talk’in ‘bout woman. God don’t want no homos gett’in it on tagether!"
"He is not a hateful God, Reid. If you really want to know what I think, I think He just wants us all to get along, be productive and do whatever we can as individuals to improve living conditions for everyone around the world."
"Ya still don’t see mah point, do ya? Lemmie give ya an example. You know that goat ah’m fix’in ta buy ta keep the grass short?"
"Yes Reid, we talked about it. You’re too damn lazy to mow the lawn so you thought you could get out of it if you bought a goat. Yes, I recall you mentioning it."
- Posted by Reid Laurence on 29/06/2006.
- Reid Laurence's site
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