Asking Directions
Now....men dont like asking directions....but i have come to face facts and have to do it almost every day.
In england, two things happen when you ask for directions:
1. They draw a detailed map (starting at the botom right hand corner of the page and running out of space) or tell you lots of instructions that you cant take in....however, after a while you find what you are looking for.
2. They say 'sorry, i dont know where you are looking for'.
Out here, these situations happen:
1. They draw a detailed map (starting at the botom right hand corner of the page and running out of space) or tell you lots of instructions that you cant take in....however, after a while you find what you are looking for.
2. They dont know where you are looking for, but continue with
A. Drawing a detailed map (starting at the botom right hand corner of the page and running out of space) or tell you lots of instructions that you cant take it....
B. Straight on.......
The worst is if you give them a clue (leading the witness) as to where it might be like "is it stright on?" "Yes" they reply "stright on". "Are there pigs flying around the entrance?" "Yes, pigs everywhere". "Are the giving out free money and children?". "Money and children yes."
- Posted by mark stowe on 25/05/2006.
- mark stowe's site
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