Internet Tails - Part 18 - “BIRD FOOD”
Now what I’m about to tell you has to stay between you and I. Coz if Grumpy finds out then I’ll be in trouble.
I may have mentioned before that Grumpy will come home lunchtime, plays with me & shares his pasty with me which I’ve got kinda used to now.
However, what I’ve also found out is that he also feeds the birds!!! HOW RUDE!
So now what I do is I make sure them pesky birds don’t get anything!! So when Grumpy comes back I’ll nip out the door and while he’s heating up his pasty I go and find those lovely crusts and………yep you’ve guessed it I eat ‘em all up….then I’ll come back in and help him eat his pasty!!!
The beauty of all this is that he has, as far as I’m aware, NO IDEA that’s its little ole me that eats up all the crusts! he he he! He probably thinks that we have VERY hungry birds round here!! I ain’t gunna tell him.
Mum reckons I’ve turned into a bit of a piggy since we’ve moved here, but hey what’s a dog supposed to do when there’s food everywhere to help yourself to & why should I let birds eat perfectly good bread??
- Posted by clarekenward on 29/02/2008.
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